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[Rikki Cattermole]

On Saturday, 22 February 2014 at 06:59:00 UTC, Nick Sabalausky 
wrote:
> Perhaps so. Although FWIW, there's also a *lot* of average-joe 
> users (I personally know far too many) who flat-out *refuse* to 
> read any word that ever appears on their screen. These 
> retards^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hpeople^H^H^H^H^H^Hworthless wastes of 
> carbon view "words" as things to be immediately shoo'ed away in 
> a frenzy of mindless clicking and "How do I make this go 
> away?!?!?" (Me: "Uhh, make what...well What does it say?" The 
> Retard: "I dunno. I didn't read it." 
> "[silently:]FFFUUUUCCCKKKKK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!").
>
> To be perfectly honest I actually *am* genuinely surprised to 
> hear of the existence of retards who actually *do* read words 
> on screens. Sounds almost like a paradise of geniuses compared 
> to the bullshit I've always had to put up with.

And this is where if you're doing IT support, you add a nice 
little clause which requires them to read, and tell you any 
message they get. If they don't, well there won't be any stress 
on your end ;)