mixin template FAIL

[Zach the Mystic]

I decided to try using template mixin, but even the simplest program 
fails. What's wrong with this code? Error list follows.
DMD64 D Compiler v2.057  OSX 10.6

import std.stdio;

mixin template helpMe()
{
    writeln("Satisfying!");
}

void main()
{
    mixin helpMe();
}

test.d(5): unexpected ( in declarator
test.d(5): basic type expected, not "Satisfying!"
test.d(5): found '"Satisfying!"' when expecting ')'
test.d(5): no identifier for declarator writeln(int)
test.d(5): semicolon expected following function declaration
test.d(5): Declaration expected, not ')'
test.d(10): ';' expected after mixin
test.d(10): found ')' instead of statement