Non-ugly ways to implement a 'static' class or namespace?

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On Thursday, 9 February 2023 at 23:13:00 UTC, Ali Çehreli wrote:
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Well, the only thing we can say for sure now, is that since 
'class', 'oop', and 'private' have all been mentioned in this 
thread, some 'key D people' (wink wink) will come out to derail 
this thread by further pointing out how D neither needs (nor 
wants) any of these things... and that real programmers shouldn't 
need them either.

So I hand that over to you .. wink wink.