[OT] Drinking Game (was: Re: Branches and management)

[Daniel Keep]

That's it.  We need a drinking game.

Take a shot of your alcoholic (or if you don't drink alcohol,
carbonated) beverage of choice each time someone:

1. suggests D could really do with stable and unstable branches...
2. ...and carefully explains how they work as if Walter has been living
under a rock the past decade.
3. emphatically states that D will get nowhere unless it can link to C++
code...
4. ...or Java code...
5. ...or .NET code.
6. insists that there's only room in this town for one of Phobos and
Tango, demanding pistols at noon.
7. says "dynamicism". ;)

And one every time:

8. Walter surprises us with a new release with a bunch of cool features
no one remembers thinking of, or didn't really think would get
implemented...
9. ...and you're surprised at this.
10. A thread on the NG gets off topic...
11. ...or gets so deeply nested no one knows what the subject line is
anymore.

Any more to add?

-- 
int getRandomNumber()
{
    return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
              // guaranteed to be random.
}

http://xkcd.com/

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