Hello Nick, > let me do what I want, but if > I'm doing something questionable, make sure I'm at least aware of it. Bingo! The only language you /can't/ write bugs in is HQ9+ http://esolangs.org/wiki/HQ9_Plus Just about any time you stop me from doing something because you think it's a bug, you will make something else (that is not a bug) harder.