How does one ask a non-invasive question on this (or any other) forum?

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bearophile wrote:
> Justin Johansson:
>> See subject line
> 
> You can't. All questions here will be scrupulously scrubbed, looking for subversive ideas or hidden irony, and if something is found they invariably spout and blossom into invasive threads of often pointless but interesting discussions.
> 
> Bear hugs,
> bearophile

I SMELL SARCASM.

I think somebody needs to have his Antisarcasmon™ dosage upped! :)