Can I get a date with a girl knowing D?

[albeitnicht]

ALL JOKES ASIDE (that means in this thread is OK), can I land the girl I 
have my eye on .... wait, does D have any credential in me winning her? 
(I'm not sorry if this heterosexual post annoys any/your gay parade. Hmm? 
Is D gay? Just asking!).

Anyway, I was saying... I "find myself in proximity to her". Do I just 
"let the butterflies fly" and "confuse her" with the "awe-inspiring" "Hi 
baby, I'm a D Programmer", or just be myself?

D is so confusing (confused?).