D => asm.js for the web?

[Nick Sabalausky]

On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:29:55 +0100
Paulo Pinto <pjmlp at progtools.org> wrote:
> 
> For everything else, just use the desktop instead of trying to bend a 
> pile of broken abstractions designed for document viewing into some
> kind of application.
> 

I'd make a PDF viewer which adds all the JS and such the Web ended
up with as a joke to demonstrate the goofiness of it all...but I'm
afraid it might catch on. ;)

> 
> And don't get me started to discuss about customers that only pay 
> projects when the web application is pixel perfect with the given 
> Photoshop design.
> 

if(request.userAgent == "IE" && request.ip in paityHairedIPAddresses)
{
    response.send(smokeAndMirrors());
}
else
{
    response.send(normalSite());
}