Dazz new description for D

[Xinok via Digitalmars-d]

On Monday, 31 August 2015 at 07:38:18 UTC, Enamex wrote:
> Some posters on reddit remarked that D's sales pitch on the 
> website is unnecessarily long and unindicative...

I used to suffer from long compile times, poor move semantics, 
and undefined behavior. Then my doctor told me about D...

Side effects may include satisfaction, enjoyment, too much free 
time, ...

D is not for everyone. Do not use D if you are an incessant 
fanboy, ideological bigot, ...