On Friday, 26 May 2017 at 14:38:41 UTC, Steven Schveighoffer wrote: > Here is my story: > > http://www.schveiguy.com/blog/2017/05/how-to-report-a-bug-to-microsoft/ > > -Steve - I am here for the job interview. - But you are two weeks late! - Thank you for contacting our support department... - You're hired!