[Robotgroup] AMAZING opportuneity! Calling All Roboteers! :)

[Vern Graner]

So.. Bored? Sitting at home going stir crazy on xmas break? Nothing to
do? Well BOY have I got some GOOD NEWS for YOU then! :)

Kym (The first lady of Robotics) will be TIE DYEing SHIRTS and YOU yes
YOU are invited!! :) Wow! Think of how lucky you are!~

-Green/purple/orange fingernails
-Matching cuticles!
-Sore back!
-and MUCH MUCH MORE!

Don't miss out on this unique opportunity! Fun for the whole family! A
great way to deal with whiny kids saying "I'm bored!" even after you
spent hundreds of $$ on xmas presents!

Act now by calling Kym Graner at 797-5196 RIGHT NOW to reserve your
stinky steaming bucket of dye!

(Void where prohibited. Not available in California or Arizona or.. well
anyplace but Austin, Tx... ;)

Vern

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Senior Systems Engineer    | obviously incompetent so why are we
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