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[Vern Graner]

Alex Iles wrote:
> Suppose someone's cleaning their bathroom with (OMG!!!) chemicals and
> somehow ends up on the DHS can't travel list

Airport Screener: "I'm sorry sir I can't let you on the plane."

Passenger:        "What?! Why not?"

Airport Screener: "You cell phone reported high levels of
                    Dihydrogen Monoxide, a know ingredient
                    is some malleable explosives."

Passenger:        "You idiot! There's traces of that
                    in just about everything! Heck even my
                    toothpaste! DHMO is just another way
                    to say...."

Airport Screener: "You admit to having DHMO??? GUARDS!"

Passenger:        "What the.. HEY! WAIT! OW!"

GUARDS:           [[TACKLE]] [[NIGHTSTICK]] [[CUFF!]]

Passenger:        "OMG! OH NOEZZ!!!111! HALP!"

:)

Vern

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