OT: Years of Errors

[Walter Bright]

Frits van Bommel wrote:
> Manfred Nowak wrote:
>> http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/87499/from/rss09
> 
> For those who don't speak German, and in line with the recent discussion 
> about automatic translation, the Google translation is somewhat 
> readable: 
> http://www.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.heise.de%2Fnewsticker%2Fmeldung%2F87499%2Ffrom%2Frss09&langpair=de%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF8 
> 
> (definitely not perfect though)

Hmm. When I translated it, it came back:

"Das maschinen ist nicht for gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Sitz back 
und vatch das spitzensparken."

I know a little swedish, so tried that translation:

"Zee plunned noo cumpooter prugrem fur zee Befereeun puleece-a beceme-a 
  geeunt feeeloore-a. Effter tests und meelliun-infestments fur muny 
yeers zee meenistry ooff zee Intereeur vunts tu step oooot ooff zee 
oorder fur zee defelupment ooff a sufftvere-a fur zee ruster 
oorguneezeshun (DeePleZ). Thet unnuoonced puleece-a furce-a preseedent 
Veldemer Keendler tudey eccurdeeng tu Germun Press Egency in zee 
intereeur cummeettee-a ooff zee federel stete-a perleeement. It vunted tu
inffurm zee esseegned sufftvere-a cumpuny immedeeetely effter zee 
meeteeng. Zee prugrem is sooeeteble-a becoose-a ooff irrurs und zee nut 
reeched user lued fur a soorffece-a cufereeng impluyment in zee Free-a 
Stete-a, seeed Keendler. Zee tupeec stunds tudey reeght et zee tup oon 
zee egenda ooff zee cummeettee-a fur lucel qooesshuns und internel 
secooreety.
Bork Bork Bork!"