Non-ugly ways to implement a 'static' class or namespace?

[thebluepandabear]

> I think the 'real' problem, is that some core D people just 
> refuse to allow D to provide such an option to the programmer.


I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that heaps of D 
programmers write procedural code and don't care about any object 
oriented features, that's because they're 'old-school' 
programmers, whereas OOP is 'new-school'.