Slighty OT: Dead Horse Wisdom
Hasan Aljudy
hasan.aljudy at gmail.com
Sun Jun 4 04:31:13 PDT 2006
ROFL!!
I cracked up, specially on #8
C++ is a dead horse. D is a powerful young horse!
People riding C++ should get off of it and start riding D.
#11 is so true to C++
Bruno Medeiros wrote:
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> The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to
> generation, says: "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse,
> the best strategy is to dismount."
>
> However, in government, education, and in corporate America, more
> advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
>
> 1. Buying a stronger whip.
>
> 2. Changing riders.
>
> 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
>
> 4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride
> dead horses.
>
> 5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
>
> 6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
>
> 7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
>
> 8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
>
> 9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse's
> performance.
>
> 10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve
> the dead horse's performance.
>
> 11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, costs
> less, has lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to
> the bottom line of the economy than do other horses.
>
> 12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
>
> And of course....
>
> 13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
>
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> Any similarity with computer technologies or certain programming
> languages is purely coincidental ^^
>
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