printf and global namespace

[Daniel Keep]

Anders F Björklund wrote:
> Lionello Lunesu wrote:
> 
>> Maybe we can rid of the ?: operator and use ? for printing once again!
>>
>> void main () { ?"hello world" }
> 
> Hmm,think we should go all the way then. What about line numbers ? :-P
> 
> 10 ? "hello world"
> 20 GOTO 10
> 30 REM make it stop
> 
> --anders

Bah!  If you're going to go that far, you might as well go the whole-hog:

        THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #10: SIMPLE

SIMPLE is an acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Language
Environment.  This language, developed at the Hanover College for
Technological Misfits, was designed to make it impossible to write code
with errors in it.  The statements are, therefore, confined to BEGIN,
END and STOP.  No matter how you arrange the statements, you can't make
a syntax error.  Programs written in SIMPLE do nothing useful.  Thus
they achieve the results of programs written in other languages without
the tedious, frustrating process of testing and debugging.

	-- Daniel "ph34r my l33t fortune-fu" Keep

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