The most twisted D code (you've) ever written

[downs]

What's the most badly garbled, mangled or otherwise hideously disfigured
D code you've ever written that still worked as intended?

The point of this thread is to find out how badly it's possible to twist
the D language without making the compiler commit Seppuku.

Note: intentional obfuscation doesn't count :)

Give us your worst.
 --downs

PS: Here's my entry
([&update]~([1, 2] /map/ (int e) { return &prefetch /fix/ (currentStrip
+ e); })) /map/ &Pool.addTask;