Inline assembler in D and LDC, round 2
Daniel Keep
daniel.keep.lists at gmail.com
Fri Feb 6 06:50:57 PST 2009
Simen Kjaeraas wrote:
> On Fri, 06 Feb 2009 14:50:58 +0100, Frits van Bommel
> <fvbommel at remwovexcapss.nl> wrote:
>
>> Tomas Lindquist Olsen wrote:
>>> The approach Fritz mentions should still allow inlining. Having a fake
>>
>> Why do people keep performing s/s/z/ on my name? :(
>
> Clearly, changing your name iz the eaziezt zolution.
>
> --
> Simen
The European Commission have just announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than
German, which was the other possibility. As part of the
negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan
that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped
in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards
kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when
the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make
words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre
that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful,
and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid
to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a
realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and
evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer
ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
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