file i/o in a variety of languages

[Nick Sabalausky]

"Andrei Alexandrescu" <SeeWebsiteForEmail at erdani.org> wrote in message 
news:i580v8$2usc$1 at digitalmars.com...
>D doesn't look half bad:
>
> http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3538156/file-i-o-in-every-programming-language-closed
>

LOLCODE is my new favorite langauge. (Previously it was fuckfuck - like 
brainfuck, but replaces the symbols with four-letter words)

I knew JS and Go sucked, but holy hell, I didn't know they were THAT bad.