Eloquently sums up my feelings about the disadvantages of dynamic typing

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On Thursday, 17 October 2013 at 07:42:22 UTC, Jacob Carlborg 
wrote:
> On 2013-10-16 23:08, Nick Sabalausky wrote:
>
>> Compiling it shouldn't be a problem:
>> http://xkcd.com/224/
>
> So, it's written in Perl. That's why we haven't figured out how 
> the universe works:
>
> "You shoot yourself in the foot, but nobody can understand how 
> you did it. Six months later, neither can you"
>
> http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-foot-in-any-programming-language/

So what's the D equivalent?

"You're only allowed to shoot yourself in the foot if you use 
system."