[OT] If programming languages were weapons

[Chris via Digitalmars-d]

On Tuesday, 2 September 2014 at 10:03:12 UTC, monarch_dodra wrote:
> On Tuesday, 2 September 2014 at 09:46:54 UTC, Chris wrote:
>> On Tuesday, 2 September 2014 at 08:29:25 UTC, Iain Buclaw 
>> wrote:
>>> In normal fashion, it's missing an entry for D.
>>>
>>> http://bjorn.tipling.com/if-programming-languages-were-weapons
>>>
>>> I'll let your imaginations do the work.
>>>
>>>
>>> Iain.
>>
>> In a way it's good that it's missing an entry for D, because 
>> he ain't got nothing good to say about any of the languages 
>> listed, except maybe for C. I like the C++ and the JS entries, 
>> the thing about Rust is also quite good.
>
> The PHP entry one is cold.

Weird that PHP was even considered a programming language ;)