Dazz new description for D

[CraigDillabaugh via Digitalmars-d]

On Monday, 31 August 2015 at 07:47:29 UTC, ponce wrote:
> On Monday, 31 August 2015 at 07:38:18 UTC, Enamex wrote:
>> Some posters on reddit remarked that D's sales pitch on the 
>> website is unnecessarily long and unindicative.
>>
>> I'm only making a suggestion; suggest others or comment on 
>> this one:
>>
>> D is a multiparadigm systems programming language with 
>> excellent static introspection that lets you choose exactly 
>> what to pay for. <optional>D is a joy to write and easy to 
>> maintain: it's systems scripting with native 
>> performance.</optional>
>>
>> Turned out too long :/
>
> "D is the crack heroin of programming language. The first dose 
> is free."

This one gets my vote  ... however did you mean 'crack cocaine'?