Future(s) for D.

[Chris via Digitalmars-d]

Speaking of which, just found this in a job add (no joke). Sure, 
who doesn't have all of these qualifications:

Required

     Doctorate Degree
     At least 5 years experience in the areas of information 
extraction and machine learning
     At least 1 year experience in publication in top-tier 
research conferences and journals
     At least 3 years experience in programming in Java and C++
     At least 1 year experience in open source NLP tools (i.e., 
Stanford NLP, OpenNLP)
     English: Fluent


Preferred

     At least 1 year experience in one of the following domains: 
question answering, textual entailment, machine reading
     At least 1 year experience in software engineering
     At least 6 months experience in experience with speech 
processing