[OT] Funny meaningless descriptions

[Andrey Khropov]

Leandro Lucarella wrote:

> You should see my paper if you liked that:
> http://www.mazziblog.com.ar/blogarchivosposts/paper.html
> 
> PS: Generated via SCIgen[1], in case you didn't know it... =)
> 
> [1] http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/

Yes, and there's one for mission statements too:

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi

How about

'It is our job to synergistically restore timely content so that we may
authoritatively foster high-payoff technology while maintaining the highest
standards'

:-)

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