Multithreaded I/O in the DMD compiler (DDJ article by Walter)

[superdan]

Jarrett Billingsley Wrote:

> On Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:13 PM, Andrei Alexandrescu
> <SeeWebsiteForEmail at erdani.org> wrote:
> 
> >> ComputerIlliterateFriend: Hey Jarrett, can you come over and fix my
> >> computer?
> >> Jarrett: What's it doing?
> >> CIF: It's popping up all sorts of dialog boxes telling me I need to
> >> get Spyware Aweseom Remover and stuff, and it's running really slow,
> >> and my files keep disappearing.
> >> Jarrett: And where have you been on the internet?
> >> CIF: Oh you know, normal sites.
> >> Jarrett: Like?
> >> CIF: Porn, more porn, horse porn, warez.  I also used Limewire to
> >> download *every song and program ever made*, and I make it a habit to
> >> click on interesting-looking [read: violently-flashing] ads.
> >> Jarrett: ...
> >> CIF: What?  Did I do something wrong?
> >>
> >> Seriously.  It's like sleeping with every prostitute on the East Coast
> >> and acting surprised when you have seventeen STDs.
> >
> > I think this is a large exaggeration.
> 
> Except this has actually happened to me, modulo a couple details.
> Three or four times.

browsin' porn or fuckin' hookers?