Multithreaded I/O in the DMD compiler (DDJ article by Walter)

[Andrei Alexandrescu]

superdan wrote:
> Jarrett Billingsley Wrote:
> 
>> On Mon, Apr 6, 2009 at 4:13 PM, Andrei Alexandrescu
>> <SeeWebsiteForEmail at erdani.org> wrote:
>>
>>>> ComputerIlliterateFriend: Hey Jarrett, can you come over and fix my
>>>> computer?
>>>> Jarrett: What's it doing?
>>>> CIF: It's popping up all sorts of dialog boxes telling me I need to
>>>> get Spyware Aweseom Remover and stuff, and it's running really slow,
>>>> and my files keep disappearing.
>>>> Jarrett: And where have you been on the internet?
>>>> CIF: Oh you know, normal sites.
>>>> Jarrett: Like?
>>>> CIF: Porn, more porn, horse porn, warez.  I also used Limewire to
>>>> download *every song and program ever made*, and I make it a habit to
>>>> click on interesting-looking [read: violently-flashing] ads.
>>>> Jarrett: ...
>>>> CIF: What?  Did I do something wrong?
>>>>
>>>> Seriously.  It's like sleeping with every prostitute on the East Coast
>>>> and acting surprised when you have seventeen STDs.
>>> I think this is a large exaggeration.
>> Except this has actually happened to me, modulo a couple details.
>> Three or four times.
> 
> browsin' porn or fuckin' hookers?

Ouch. pwn of the year.

Andrei